I told you that mango salsa nonsense would taste like tropical factory processed ass.

i was almost sure this was a Patricia Hernandes post.

God Damn it Maverick!

Only half?

The CB500 series is GREAT. It reminds me of the mid-80s when Honda had three variants of the VF700 V-four motor - the Sabre, the Magna and the Interceptor.

I know an MSF RiderCoach with an X as his only bike - it's hard to find a bike suitable for beginners and experts alike. Suzuki had that for a while with the…

Pass your test in a parking lot, buy a Hayabusa. It's the American Dream. Splat.

But doesn't it make sense to bring a mitt to a game if you're going to be in those screaming-foul-ball-zooming-at-your-head-at-5,000mph seats? I'd argue yes.

Here you go, young lady. Let this be a lesson to you not to be greedy. Now could you tell your daddy he owes me $16 for those two beers, and it would be easiest if he just handed me a $20 and forgot about it?

Unless it's 2AM, January, and it's sleeting/raining. Then fuck him. Fuck him in the ass with a halligan.

Germans tend to be, well, Grammar Something-somethings.

You're truly hopeless.

Mainly because we lacked a target forward to hold up play. Nonetheless I'm wondering where I called Bradley a great player. I didn't, but I contested the ridiculous suggestion that he was poor today. He was probably our best field player. (Also, what's with the bizarre suggestion of racism? Of course Howard is the…

Tell me when they start a mass restock of Blazin' Buffalo and Ranch aka the best doritos flavor ever!

I like your bootstraps, son.

Oh sure. But when J.J. Redick exercises the same option, he's a pariah.

#notallasians

Bacon?

It's not cool messing with someone else's car. Ever.

I don't care if you hate Smart cars, fucking with someone's car, especially when unprovoked, is bullshit. Let's not condone it.