I take it that you're not familiar with Spokane.

We'll have a Tesla Presidential Limo when we have an electric armored personnel carrier, which won't be soon.

Oh please, watch me play the world's smallest violin.

Complete with fire!

But killing all those trees for no good reason is admissible?

I hope someone eventually told Katie what it said. #bamaprobs

What else would a Bama fan be doing in there?!

No motive? Really? After all of this you can't look at that picture and deduce a motive?

But how will Elvis Duran get his 6 second movie reviews?!

Not yet, anyway. That's probably going to change someday.

You'd think that Mazda would eventually get rid of the over-dramatic slogans and comparisons to historical figures. No, you aren't Galileo for making a more stylish Camry.

If it's true that he is such a "soft" guy then those messages can be viewed as a defense tactic. If he didn't act "tough" he probably would have been eaten alive.

Because he uses "bitch" and "pussy"?

but it took til now to figure out you're an asshole too.

Couldn't hurt

I bought my first one on Mother's day. Then I bought my second one three years later. On Mother's Day.

Almost-Mrs. Vin thinks I'll willingly give up my motorcycle when we have kids.

This was taken at the Belmont at 2011. Costas was on the platform to give his 45 seconds on the mic before the race, and everyone at the starting gate was pretty drunk and yelling at him. Costas came over to greet the crowd, and a dude chucked this full Coors Light to him.

Who crosses the line and flashes a sign
Two fingers high in the sky?
Digits up and down, acting a clown,
Everyone knows it's Sjinkie.