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Do you know what made me really sad? I’m an Eagles fan. When Bradford got hurt against the Dolphins I thought “oh no, here comes the Sanchize to ruin everything”. Then Sanchez started playing ok. For someone who hasn’t taken a snap all season he looked pretty good. But I knew he’d find a way to screw it all up. And he…
hey kotaku. what is this new shitty video player you got. its playing your video and it buffers like shit. not every reader has google internet here. keep using youtube so your readers can choose their own video quality....
That’s because Lena Dunham is a famous person.
This is his second assault on a child, the first being Jay Cutler’s id.
Annndddd the winner is the man getting his beard shaved in that meaningless ad that popped up.
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The Washington Post’s Sports Bog has a pretty good breakdown of Cowherd’s obsession with Wall’s dance:
Maybe don't call a fatal pile-up "one giant katamari"? Maybe? Somebody's dead.
So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.
Actually, I think we call them "internships".
As a 76ers fan, this is great news! However, as a 76ers fan, this is also terrible news.
Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?
"This isn't impressive, we have two Upton asses" - Atlanta Braves