It wouldn't be a speed run article without someone whining about glitches. Good job.
Look at it this way: Cosmo says in this video that this was the result of 1200 attempts. 1200. That's a lot of time, a lot of effort, a lot of energy, a lot of everything. Imagine devoting your time to perfecting a style of playing a game that requires pixel-perfect precision, where you can do everything perfectly but…
I know we no longer require commenters to be funny or have a point, but can we at least require the writers to do so?
I want my fucking recipes with some god dammed step-by-step instructions and less big idiotic run on sentences about the duality of life and rump roasts for fuck sake.
YES.
Maybe if LeBron comes back they can celebrate by setting the lake on fire.
No one wants you here, continue being poor in whatever 3rd world shithole you currently reside USA USA
No one cares.
If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?
You're the worst.
Although @NHLFlyers does come off as boorish here, it's actually a fairly reasonable twitter account compared with the screaming of @NHLCAPS.
Yes, I would expect her to take my name, no it would not be weird...
Arizona - still the shittiest state.
Wow, Eli Manning looks terrible.
This is dumb. I immediately (or actually, too late to edit) regret this.
I kinda sorta want to kick you in the shins for that.