Long BB to Freedom

You. Have. Low. Standards. Like. Real. Low.

The offensive part of this, to me, is that prep hockey has such a well designed website. That is grotesque in a way I can't quite put my finger on; I am just certain that a prep website should consist of primary colors and poorly framed photos.

"And for my next trick, I will destroy the formatting of an entire webpage!"

You better not try that in Oakland.

Adults who give a shit what other people don't get get on my nerves. What rotten, gossipy children they must have been.