TheModernAmerican
TheModernAmerican
TheModernAmerican

Wentz throwing into double coverage in the endzone as another wideout is literally doing jumping jacks next to the 1st down marker is going to be the image of the 2018 Eagles

A carbon tax is woefully insufficient for what is needed to save the Earth. At this point we need mobilization on the scale of what America did in WW2, but worldwide, and for the next 100 years. We can do this, but the people who can get it done are all assholes. 

This is more fun you weenie

The Flyers mascot is named Bully is it's just a guy they find in the stands at every game.

He’s on pace for 69 TDs this season

Baseball has twice as many games as any other sport, that drives down variability massively. The best baseball team ever only went .716. Basketball, .890. Football was 1.000

Did you know that if this kid doesn’t have health insurance he has to pay out of pocket for being shot? 

Do you think McCain ever stopped to mourn any of the innocent children killed in Iraq or Vietnam?

lmao you wouldve loved gawker

One of these days a position player will suck it up and just bunt

Would it be cheating if a woman had incredibly long, 1 in a billion type long legs? Maybe they should make a rule to prohibit certain leg lengths because some women might cheat by wearing stilts.

I’ve been a full time supervisor of a team of 15 people and I make $18k a year. Tell me what house can I buy in the Philadelphia area? Please tell me pretty please because holy shit I would be all fucking over it you fucking ignorant idiot asshole.

There are 6 houses per homeless person in America. The issue is not supply, it’s simple price gouging. Every major city is having a huge housing construction boom as we speak, but it is all luxury apartments because they earn more money per square foot for the owners. Publicly funding private developers to build more

“I’ve spoken to some players who’ve been conquering outposts undetected no problem, whereas for me and many others everything seems to devolve into an escalating firefight within a couple of minutes no matter what you do.”

Love how an uncalled flagrant is going to be the greatest play of the NBA season

I don’t understand why it’s ok for Lucio or Zen to totally ruin a team’s ult combo but Mercy it’s bad. Is it just the order in which it happens or what?

I will not watch Wonder Woman until Israel is gone :^)

My aunt won a first generation Chromebook at a taking off the View and gave it to me with the words “I don’t know how to make this thing go, you have it” and it’s lasted 4 years and still is just a computer for YouTube. It’s exactly what I need

Everything changes, the thing that will replace football probably doesn’t exist yet.

Good thing the DSA isn’t a political party! I’m still a member of my local Dems and organize for both!