Man you uhh... really like overextending metaphors.

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oh boy regular season baskbbbbbzzzzz...

I still don’t get why Iron Man, the billionaire playboy who doesn’t play by anyone’s rules, wants to register while Captain America, the soldier from the 1940s, wants to fight the government. It seems exactly the opposite of what it should be.

It was a pretty bad joke, but the awkward question was immediately followed by them saying “She’s pretty, I trust her.” I don’t think they’re supposed to be smart people.

One year I played hide and seek and had such a good hiding place no one found me for three hours. And that was the best Thanksgiving I ever had. The worst involved my mom calling me a “fucking retard” and hitting me off my seat at the dinner table for not eating olives.

RsBI

Isn’t it great how both the Rams and the Eagles lost that trade?

What’s fucking worse is that I should, by all accounts, be calling myself a radical feminist in that I want to go to extraordinarly lengths to ensure the equality of all people but I fucking can’t because the second I do I am associating myself with people who call a 15 year old trans girl a rapist.

Rad fems are awful, disgusting people and they honestly scare me.

Man it’s gonna be funny when no one can live there in 100 years

So the arrow keys controls both panning and fast forward/reverse. Thanks, youtube :I

I guess the whole “literally twice the framerate” just blew right past you? Also you’re gonna need to buy a computer at some point in your life, I’d say it’s a bigger waste of money to buy a prebuilt computer that has half the power at twice the price of a custom.

I watched my mom hook up a series of brown, unlabeled wires to record a record player to a cassette tape. Then, less than two hours later, she called to grasp the red, white, and yellow component called to hook up her TV.

Bubble? What bubble? Oh you mean bubble witch saga 2 online, that bubble?

How is it not Cy Young’s 511 wins? That record is literally impossible for anyone to even come close to reaching.

This is like bringing up World War Two during a discussion of the Hundred Years War.

It’s from a thousand years before Sparta was ever named.

I want to see this guy fight an NFL offensive lineman. That’d be a fair fight.

This is an almost clever way to back out of something that isn’t going to make you any money.