Bombay sapphire is my favorite gin but they use something like 3-4 kinds of nuts and guess who’s allergic! I took one sip and my immune system opened up all my blood vessels to I got hammered from less than a shot’s worth.

Hey unpopular opinion, but maybe don’t give free advertising for shitty racists?

I have two shitty netbooks that replaced my and my sister’s broken real computers in 2011ish and I just want to get rid of them, they were useless back then and they are too big to be paperweights now.

hey dudes check out my sweet modded case I call it ‘the scratch collector’

Imagine training from the age of 4 to be really good at one thing, and not even being that good until you find a decent trainer and you have to wait longer for a decent team to be built up around you, and then you get to the playoffs for the first time in your career, and just prior to this at bat a really shitty…

Cole “Salty Wiener” Hamels

As a Phillies can, my reaction was “this is reasonable”. Take that as you will.

Finally, some decent reporting.

My I’m-colorblind-so-I-don’t-know-if-its-grey-green-or-aqua 2001 Toyota Avalon says “this car was 1000 dollars cheaper because the racist guy’s wife wanted to sell his car to a longtime friend for 2 grand under the listed price”

goodbyrus ;-;

At the risk of sounding dismissive, this didn’t seem to be that much of a challenge. He rode an elevator then climbed a 20 foot ladder. I could do that.

Or the children in Woody Allen gold) films

I, too, enjoy spouting random nonsense with no foundation or backup as though they are absolute fact.

Hey if I’m within 20 feet of a cat I start sneezing almost immediately. I’ve been in offices with resident cats that have professional cleaners and I still react. Maybe don’t act as if you know now than people who actually have the condition?

Guy, it’s a background character and I’d be surprised if it even has any speaking parks. Take a breather.

I guess they’re gonna have start peeing on their products too?

As someone who has plenty of friends that “keep their cat in the back room, it’s totally fine if you come over”, I’d like to gently remind you that air moves.

Has twitter turned a profit yet? Even just a quarterly one?

India?

Yeah, autocorrect betrayed me once again. Don’t worry, I’ll make this comment the next time every single journalistic is America decides to be a lazy shithead.