and immediately cue gun fanatics calling for her to be shot. jesus, i just can’t even with this country most of the time.

She is basking in the glow of being desired. Also, she is basking in the glow of her blazing garage.

That reporter is a goddamn professional. I would have lost it.

I love how she proudly points him out twice as “My husband”. Useful too, otherwise I would’ve assumed the fire rousted a hobo out from under the garage.

That’s my mom. Going to the movies with her is like Scott going to the north pole. We’re in line with everybody wearing the minimum legally allowable clothing dripping sweat, moaning with delight at the thought of all that delicious AC, and she’s literally got an ankle length down coat and earmuffs with her. My poor…

That’s me! I’m comfortable around 65 in the winter and drop to when I go to bed. I do raise the temperature if I know someone is coming over, because it’s not fair to keep them freezing. Summer kills me. I was keeping the house at 75 but then the humidity got out of control and I dropped it to 72 and I feel really…

You and me both. I have intensely passive-aggressive contests with one of my beloved flatmates who likes the temperature to hover somewhere between the Arabian desert and the surface of the sun. I, being a normal, like it somewhere around 21°-22°C (aka 70°-72°F in American). So every time one of us passes the…

This is how I feel, too. I’m female, but I’ve always been ridiculously sensitive to heat (I’m also overweight, but the heat sensitivity long precedes that). Cold I can deal with pretty easily—put on more layers! Wrap up in a blanket!—but short of air conditioning, with heat you’re just stuck. Not to mention that while…

NO FUCKING KIDDING. I am extreeeeemely hot natured, and I keep the house at 76-77 only when I’m literally just sitting on my ass in shorts and a tee shirt. For sleeping (I need covers) or if I’m actually doing stuff around the house, work, cleaning, etc — 72-73. Getting ready to go out / need to look nice? 69-70,…

I’m female, and I agree with you. It’s unfair to have it warm, since putting on sweater works, but peeling off clothes isn’t an option.

And then there are people like me whose ideal indoor temp is 65-68. Staying with friends is a torture situation for me because everyone seems to keep their homes in the 72-75 range and I feel like I’m suffocating. My office could not possibly get cold enough for me to complain about it.

Hi! Overweight dude here. I’m a big guy... 6’2”, 225 lbs...

A relationship borne out of infidelity has pretty high odds of not lasting. Why? If they are willing to cheat with you, they are willing to cheat on you.

Frankly, I had no idea the sand was this disgusting. I'm never shitting on the beach again.

I just love that you didn’t even need to tell us the decade but anyone would have looked at that collection of typefaces and be able to identify the 70s. They aren’t even that similar to each other.

• Gardasil covers HPV types 6, 11, 16, 18.
  
  

And women are giving it back to men in the form of pharyngeal cancer. So vaccinating both genders... helps both genders.

I remember that there was so much controversy in the UK about the HPV vaccine.

“This is a thing now?”

well isn’t it safe?