TheLastConformist
TheLastConformist
TheLastConformist

Did you know scallops can swim??

True story. My flight to ATL was canceled an hour before it was scheduled to take off. Luckily, I was flying from my home base so I could just go back home. And it was for pleasure not business so I wasn’t in any danger of having to reschedule. I just got a refund and went home.

But here was the real crime: for all the word-for-word dialogue, that they failed to include “if it’s not baroque, don’t fix it” was a goddman crime!

Hellfire is the most evil of evil disney villain songs.

I was uncomfortable with how much of it was lifted from the original animated version. It was so weird hearing things word for word.

They claim it’s for Maisie but really it was so Kit could appear taller than someone, *finally*.

Would you have sex with Tim Kaine’s son?

Guys sure do get whiny when women want more than one woman in a show and/or movie. It’s amazing how they see one woman to four or five men and think “Yep, that’s totally balanced.” Maybe men just suck at math.

Well shoot. Now Hera has been reduced to the token female in a now male dominant group. I was enjoying that of Star Wars where more than one female character can not only exist in the same product, actually share screen time together.

So, Snowpiercer without the train?

Ugh. :(

Libertarianism

I guarantee that whatever you loved as a child was juuuuuust as shitty. Calm down, gramps.

Grab it in the singularity.

Fixed it.

So beautiful. I cri evertim.

A convict in a potato sack who’s a gifted acrobat escapes the dragon attack at Helgen by wall-running a crumbling tower and a mountainside, prances through a bandit ambush, assaults a hunter, steals his horse, bends the horse into a catapult that launches him precisely to Riften’s docks, punches the first guard in the

Exactly! which is why he should not be at CNN. If Donna had the good grace to resign, so should he.

Fucking good. She should resign. It’s appalling that she leaked the questions from CNN, or that she even got them in the first place. And setting aside how stupid it was to leak things in general, she should at least have had the damn tradecraft to do it over the phone and not in a fucking email. And also, apparently

Lance Bass is hosting one now.