"...because Belkin trades gestures and multi-touch input for a set of numerical keys and extra shortcuts for navigating large documents."

Home button. Duh.

Yes, children do. No adult with normal self-esteem would ever use a straw with a can.

That was an extra snarky and rude use of lmgtfy. You could have just spent about 10% of the effort typing "This is how you spell..."

Correct! Adults never use straws in cans.

Once a month, like any smart iPhone owner should.

That functionality has existed for a really long time now. It's an option called "Read Receipts" (past tense "read"; it rhymes with "bed", not "weed"), and it's pretty clearly visible in Settings under the "Messages" heading. You must not adjust your settings at all, do you...

Yes, he absolutely was, in every objective sense of the term, "being a prick" well before I chimed in. If you don't see that, then you're obviously a huge prick, too, and just trying to troll me right now.

Can somebody get that stupid fuckstick to PLEASE stop trying to make funny Batman videos?? None of them are funny. At all. ALL of them are excruciatingly annoying and terrible.

Yawn... You're not very good at this...

I didn't "dodge" your camera comparison; I followed your link, and I flat out disagree. I have that right. Furthermore, nobody's done a comparison study with the new iPhone camera, because it's not released yet.

You're still here? I trounced you in this exchange days ago.

If you honestly believe any of the things you just wrote about specs, we might not have a common language with which to communicate. Your claims are not backed up by empirical data or facts at all.

Apology accepted. (Thanks.)

Oh, I'm definitely a Phil Dick fan, rest assured. It's just that despite the sarcasm, it still wasn't that funny. Thanks for trying!

First of all, check your rage and vitriol. We were having an intelligent exchange until you just had a little freak-out temper-tantrum. Secondly, I am definitely not one of the people who buys a new car every year or two, so your knee-jerk "rage at the rich guy" is completely misplaced. I drive an '09 Jeep, and…

What are you basing that on?? Strictly your own rate of usage? Because that's what I'm guessing you're doing. Everyone I know uses it all the time for looking up maps, looking up weather, looking up on google info, and yes - controlling the clock. You can stand by all the biased wild guesses you want, but Siri is way…

The 4s runs clunky and slow to a person accustomed to the speed of a 5. The screen on a 4s is small and constrained to a person accustomed to the size of a 5. The 4s feels incredibly heavy and bulky to a person accustomed to the sleek lightness of a 5. If your friend doesn't feel the need to upgrade, he/she is only…

You just described your personal car buying habits. Yours and yours alone. If you look into it, you'll find that there are many, many people who engage in the exact same car buying habits as they do with these phones: They get the new model every year, and trade in the old one, which, being only a year old, still gets…