“That is not Flipper’s fault.” He added, “There are bad people out there, and they can do bad stuff with any computer. We aren’t intending to break laws.”

It’s a giant nipple, what did they think people are going to do on it?

No Nethack?  

I own and have played all of ‘em, so go blow it out your ass you filthy casual.

Or Jr. High kids with baseball cards in their spokes.  

We have motorcycle gangs that show up and block the middle of the street

I was implying he should be shot in the balls which would result in the honorary award.

“Man has always assumed that he is more intelligent than dolphins because he has achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on — while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But, conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man —…

Just go directly to the source. Ya know, the same place that EVERY weather app, service and newscast gets their information from.

Or a bit lower and to the left.  At least get a honorary mention Darwin Award out of it if you’re not in the mood for murder.

I think Disney can out bribe DeShitstain.

HB 744 does the same for gas-powered landscaping equipment

Better idea, get Ashley Johnson back in the MCU...

her insistence on blaming herself reflects a common frame of thinking among victims of intimate partner violence, often as a result of extensive or long-term manipulation.

If there is any justice in the world, the judge will order them both shot.

Five bucks says the coward is going to run. Then tweet about it. Which will get him caught again. Because he’s a coward and a moron.

But proofreading is haaaaaaard!  There’s, like, five hundred whole words!

How the fuck did you include Ted Cruz in a bunch of photos and manage to not make him the most repulsive thing in the bunch?

Sure... weed killer otta do it...

Yet.  I’m sure the next ‘Pube president will try to push that one through.