I know, the game has something like 30 characters and because of that system I wanted to use them all. I'll play other rpg's with 5-7 characters and I won't even touch half of them because there is no interaction between them. The actual scenes are only a few lines of text but they put more personality and fun moments…

The best animal show. Too Cute on animal planet.

I kinda love this one, it's all like "I'm a badass walking, sunglasses on, the BOOM knit cap!!!"

First read that as giving actual condoms that were chocolate flavored. Then got confused on how they were handing out birth control without any prescription or doctors visit. Basically what I'm saying is it's Friday and I have officially checked out.

The Goal Pole...................

Steel-forged machete. 0/300 liberated slaves needed. 'Not just for cutting sugar cane, this fine weapon was honed for a different task.'

OMG You are the best person ever because of that comment.

Jesus is OP. He needs a nerf.

But what is her trucks name????????? Like Gravedigger?

Ohhh Shiny!

Ohhh man that's just mean. Lol I can already see the comments. They are horrifying.

I know, I think this is my favorite car commercial ever though

Didn't those damn red coats learn anything last time??? Do we need to teach the English another lesson in how to AMERICA!!!

Man thanksgiving dinner is going to be AWKWARD a the Cheney household.......... I sense the script of a zany holiday rom-com movie here.

This movie was a sequel to a 15 year old movie? I had no idea.

Well it looks like most people read it the same way I did. Take that with the general "women need to stop complaining" attitude of a lot of the commenters here have and I can sadly understand where the likes came from.

Yeah I can see that, I took the comment to mean everyone who talks about equality needs to get off kotaku and go back to jezebel where they belong. Sorry for jumping on ya if you didn't mean it that way.

Nah you implied that is kotaku was somehow no longer a video game site after one post about a youtube video that addresses gender inequality in videogames. That it had somehow become a feminist site that just happens to talk about videogames.

I even heard about a holodeck malfunctioning and "creating" a real lifeform. Now it's playing god. Those holodecks are an dangerous abomination that is ruining society.

Ohhh yeah I bet she just LOOOOOOOOOVES the death and rape threats...................