Cool so here’s the intro to the boss fight for The One Reborn from Bloodborne

I see the Moon Presence has descended into Dark Souls 3...

Yennefer of Vengerberg. Unless you’re joking. If so? I don’t get your angle.

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Just an FYI not putting a title on your posts make it a pain in the ass to access on mobile. Before you could open an article by clicking pretty much anywhere but the author's name, but now the ONLY places you can tap to open are the title or the comments icon.

So Trump is a giant interdimensonal Lovecraftian fetus? Cool. That explains a lot.

Except the industry and culture never thought that. I think you’ve been on the Internet too much lately, kid.

TL;DR version: Everyone’s jerks and I hate everyone.

Lets just say the representative from Konami was Keifer’ed on his way to the podium.

Dark Souls plot

I respect your opinion but... ahh you know what, fuck your opinion, Kojima is great.

Out of context, asking for “Blood and Wine” for a Christmas gift would sound pretty wierd.

Meh, what they gonna do? Blacklist them from covering their pachinko machines?

I want to believe...

I’m not sure what shows you watch, but most, if not all shows follow a “formula.” That's pretty much how it works. So don’t watch it? I don't believe anyone is forcing you.

Right, I think the Carol thing is maybe good to wonder about any place other than this episode. But when she’s killing literal murderous psychos? Perhaps not the time to ruminate on the nature of mercy and whether or not we’re supposed to cheer Carol’s badassery. Calling the one guy she shot “defenseless” sort of…

See Patrick, he’s showing you how it’s done!

I’m not discounting your stance at all—in fact I think it’s quite possible—but if simple minds on Jalopnik could uncover their plan, don’t you think some of the best minds in China would have thought of that and been 8 steps ahead of us?