My nickname in college was TenMan, but it's because I have twenty arms. (I grew up near Three Mile Island)

He's referring to Currie House's famous Less Than Zero themed party where everybody speaks in short, choppy sentences in first person present tense and half the house does so much heroin they have to carry around personal puke buckets and the other half does so much coke their noses are bleeding all over the social…

Does the Queen even know who the Middletons are?

UM DO YOU KNOW HOW OBSESSED I AM WITH THE BACHELOR AFTER SITTING AROUND READING YOUR POST THIS WEEK. surriously though i'm hannngry for an internet pw to watch episode 6 WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME KATE DRIES but thank you

I hate that he's totally hot.

I'll check in with Samantha Allen on how close we are to producing the hybridized Misandrist Manticores she promised us last August or September.

Then we will be unstoppable.

Look, with all the blood rushing to our balls all the time (idk how genitals work), we just don't have enough spare thinking juice for our brains to be able to process outrage AND correct names, even when "k" and "a" are on opposite sides of the keyboards. Besides, we don't have the spare brain space for your silly…

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Speaking of dystopian surrealism and fish:

I don't know what I think about the TS story until Adultosaur tells me.

Hopefully those two crazy gals never get a hold of some reefer! That stuff will really cook your goose!

You know what really makes you feel old? Being too old to have liked something when it came out 15 years ago.

"...she has been paid a lot of money to do nothing"

What the f*ck took her so long. I wished that she would have left after NBC did her wrong on the 'Today' show.

don't forget - there is always room at my Epic Slumber Party of Epicness where we will prank call the shit out of Matt Lauer.

I always really liked Ann Curry. She's a a smart, thoughtful woman and an excellent journalist who was just too good to do the bullshit NBC wanted. I'm genuinely looking forward to seeing whatever she does next.

10 candy canes for Ann Curry. Good for you, Ann Curry.

In all reality, Ann should have been able to leave NBC a long time ago. They did her dirty and tried to make her a scapegoat for their lousy ratings while bending over backwards for a cheating pompous ass.