Gladly you patsy.

FUCK FALLON.

I'm at Gate 55 at SFO and random people are talking turns playing the piano at a terminal restaurant.

Ummm Alec Baldwin didn't molest a kid?

This guy has a massive history.

Vince Carter: 22,862 Total Points

Wondering if anyone knows wwhere Cudi and Kanye's relationship landed? He got bumped from GOOD and released his album elsewhere, I never heard were they stood with each other.

I'm interested in what other Deadspin commenters want from Deadspin.

I served with Bill Walsh. I knew Bill Walsh. Bill Walsh was a friend of mine. Jim Harbargh, is no Bill Walsh.

Philadelphia 76ers are pathetic. They just traded one of the best 30 players in the league.

Hi I work for ESPN and we're doing a new 30 for 30 on best commenters on sports websites? Could I intrude our life ask you inane questions and sculpt and mold your responses to fit my piece?

Played right and depending your age, your family may actually have a decent chance to set free your ashes in space.

Did they update the grayed out wifi issue on iPhone 4s? Cuz theat would be fantastic.

Eyes wide shit.

The Clippers should have signed him. It's strange that they didn't. Same with Miami, both are going to playoffs and need size.

Lets be honest, the suspense had long been eliminated.