Right! I think one of the things people always remember the AH-64 that went down in Iraq in 2003...it looked perfectly fine! The Golden BB is always out there!

Helicopters are fragile.

He’ll eventually turn into a a chip off the ol’ Ted Forehead.

Oh wow, Detroit has the internet?

If this was July as the Mets are in the middle of a 7 game slide he would have taken two steps off the mound, fallen face first and torn both ACLs. Baseball is a game for the clumsy with a tiny skillset- just like Golf.

1.) not tagged LOLMETS

Jingoistic piece of garbage....

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that think Stephen A. Smith is a genius and those that change the channel when hes on. I used to love Oberto Beef Jerky. Thanks Obama.

Ah yes. The Yogi Berra Toastmasters Series for Hockey Players. Dividends right there.

The “unwritten rules” of baseball are dumb and baseball players are dumb and petty.

Josh and Chuck of “Stuff you Should Know” did a GREAT podcast on this.

Ill take the Capitals losing in the first round and sucking the remainder out of my soul.

Brilliant marketing move by the Chargers. Next they are going to get Mark Sanchez from the Eagles- boom. Full stadium.

The first stupid unwritten rule in baseball: you dont talk about the stupid unwritten rules in baseball because they are stupid and baseball players are stupid.

Hey Tons of Fun, as a former fat guy- shave the goatee. Youre not fooling anyone.

Charles Whitman brought Havoc to UT first, sorry Shaka.

Dont forget Craig Sager's suits.

are we going to ban "The Aristocrats" now?

Im not going to be groundbreaking or stir any latrines...Rovell is an idiot. He loves the idea of making money off these kids at any point. Poor black kids/white kids(for the most part) making that cash for the big machine...its almost like he's a schill for the NCAA...oh wait.

FWIW his dad is sort of like the Baltimore version of Johnny Cochran.