Are you, like, allergic to clits?

Are you, like, allergic to clits?
I'm convinced the ballsack evolved this way simply so that we can watch hours of YouTube and America's Funniest Home Video nutsack shots. DO YOU KNOW OF A HIGHER PURPOSE??

I love Maria so much. It makes me angry that she hasn't been terribly successful so far and I know it's directly because she makes people uncomfortable because she doesn't say the things successful female comedians are supposed to say. I'd trade ten women comedians like Whitney Cummings and Chelsea Handler for one…
Can every year be the year of Maria Bamford? She's awesome. The Maria Bamford Show is one of my all-time favorite things.