Brave Sir Paul, he ran away.
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Paul he turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Paul!

I have over 400 decks. The number of times I have been to a competitive tournament, I can count on one hand.

My condolences to everyone around Case Keenum next week, as he’s definitely never going to shut up about that wide open TD pass.

“EXACTLY!”

I half expect to wake up tomorrow to an article that talks about how somehow the Browns used an ineligible player, or Mayfield was on two tons of steroids and horse tranquilizers, so the Browns have to retroactively forfeit.

On the other hand serial killers and other criminals often target sex workers because they know they're not as protected by the law. And legalizing or decriminalizing sex work could involve putting in place requirements to be continuously tested for diseases in order to keep your "license".

My favorite part of that movie is Kat Dennings calling Mjolnir “Mew Mew.” If the movie was up to Marvel’s standards, that wouldn’t have been the high point. (Ok, the Loki ‘death’ scene was also pretty good. It’s not an actively bad movie. “Meh” is actually pretty close to the mark.)

They are trying (and failing) to make sense of 45's chaos. To them it makes more sense that he is faking being an idiot than us electing one of the stupidest people on the planet.

“The simplest possible explanation for what’s become a sprawling mess is that these people are”

unfathomably fucking stupid, every single last one of them. 

They complete the heist and return to the hideout to split the loot. The shadowy lead figure that bankrolled the whole job is there. No one has seen him as of yet. Everyone collects their share and leaves. Seth “The Mouth” Rogen turns around before leaving:

This is where the evil corporate esports team trains while the rag tag team of good guy players train in a run down warehouse.

Yeah but you know that they’ll spin the bad fortune of the shutdown as being the Democrat’s fault for being “obstuctionist”, flocking them into the threshing maw of the Republican party.

I would add

Not shy about saying that I’ve looked to this trend as a possible way to make some money on the side... but man, the extremism of a lot of the most popular games is off-putting. It makes you feel like there’s an expectation that you have to include that content in order to make money, when all I really want to do is…

Papa John’s board is instituting the unusual “poison pill provision.”

Your treatment has made me so angry. I’m so sorry this happened to you. You deserve justice, and I know you’ll ace the bar.

I hope this does like the Deadpool “test footage” and makes enough noise to jumpstart production. I have to think that’s the primary motivation for Fillion et al. to dump money into a short like this.

I never understood why they did what they did with Armageddon. Guerilla really was/is a blast (lolz) to play. Armageddon was...not. 

They’re all spineless cogs in the machine, and they prove it with each passing day. 

I’m sure it didn’t really cause him to resign, but I’m giving the credit for this to the lady who confronted him at lunch.  Keep it up, that shit works!  Now, who’s next?