It’s not Tatooine, It’s Jakku. Other than that you’re correct. “Their fire has almost gone out of the universe.” Vader, the Emperor and Luke were pretty much it. Order 66 wiped out the Jedi Order and time and propaganda does the rest.

Which you forgot to mention was the best model kit ever made.

Almost as unnecessary and commenting on a post from THREE MONTHS ago? That unnecessary?

First thing I thought of when I saw that “Blue Steel” pic!

This one is the best.

You should have just killed yourself in the theater. That’d show them! Maybe next time! Come on 2018!! You can do it!

Best fort EVER!

A picture from this morning. Not better yet.

Girl child stay in car!

Man, I can finally recreate that scene where the Millenium Falcon tears a fiery hole through a wall right there on my own wall! Wow!

Closest I have:

Yeah bitch, my dong is armored.

Walked into a Gamestop one time and noticed a clearance shelf with various movie related items marked way down. One of the items was a big decal of Brandon Routh as Superman from Superman Returns.

Yeah, check your neck for stitches.

No. The other guy with a head also gets a body. A fucked up useless body.

Go ahead, fuck that bread baby.

Actually, rather than actually taking flight it would make more sense in terms of fuel economy to reduce weight and drag.

I’m sure there were many literary scholars and random forgotten fucktards of his time who said the same of Mark Twain.

Bout fucking time. Say what you want (and I’m sure fucktards will) but King will be listed as one of the greatest 20th Century authors, possibly THE greatest.

My wife and I are HUGE Star Wars fans and our kid is fascinated (as we are ) with BB-8. It is so damn cute. We went out today searching for an RC version to no avail and the kid declared “To the internet!” so we went home and preordered this from Amazon.