Still holding up that rep as the “Tower of Dummies” I see

Wanted for questioning:

This deserves more stars.

This would have been much better as a series, to give the worldbuilding time to develop.

Taking on the role of Donkey Kong’s son Jr., the player must free DK from Mario’s clutches and ultimately kill Mario, raising some serious questions about the plumber’s mortality.

Meh, this is no big deal. I did the same exact thing at the last sporting event I attended.

Hockey in the USA is about to or has been overtaken by soccer. TV ratings are static at best - last year’s Cup final got a 2.7 rating, the same as when Pittsburgh won the Cup in 2009. WNBA matches regularly outdraw some NHL games in markets the NHL considers “strong”.

I’m sure the residents of Hartford are just TICKLED

If you don’t let us Illadelphians climb our street poles, then you’ll miss out on classics like this:

I think he said “jawn”

He’s talking about bringing in 20,000 new jobs, not new jobs that all make $20,000 per year.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t the Ersatz M10s not actually deployed? If they were, my understanding is that it would be a war crime.

“is that JEFF GEORGE’S music”

Came for the Dugout, leaving happy

“No he’s not, he’s a rat”

And how is that, pray tell? Just because you say so? Good argument there chief.

That’s the issue with so much of society today. This type of “speak truth to power” behavior (and being obnoxious about it...that is key) might seem to be amazing and honest and a better approach, but it does not equate to success. They are not really doing this kid any favors by applauding it. The kid is clearly…

A proper response to the Sharks:

Strength coaches...oh boy. They generally get paid to motivate and play psych games more than anything else, as was displayed here. Football players at this level know full well how to lift.