Why are you assuming it was murder? Is it back the ink is BLACK?! You racist bastard, it is because the ink is black! If the ink was white, you would just let it go without a single thought, wouldn’t you? #BlackInkLivesMatter

In his defense, who among us hasn’t masturbated in a Georgia convenience store? It’s just tradition!

Is there a complete list somewhere of people that Deaspin has called a sensitive penis? I can only think of this jackass and Rovell.

+1 China Policy (not anymore)

Chances are pretty good he slowed to a stop, believing in his drunken stupor that he had parked in his driveway or something, and passed out.

Yeah, that video is really fun and all...until you find out that a dude died from cancer.

Oh sure, they catch the black one first. Buncha racists.

Here’s the breakdown of the Washington State Legislature:

First, I’ve tried VR, it is kind of cool, but I wasn’t as impressed as you were; it wasn’t several hundred dollars cool. You’re right that the VR archery game doesn’t work well in other mediums...but that VR archery game isn’t likely to hold the attention of someone for long. It’s the same problem the Wii had with…

...actually that makes him perfect as a Wall Street strategist. Most strategists get things wrong.

In their defense, I’d want to start drinking at noon if I lived in Kansas City too.

Any poll that doesn’t include this one while talking about sad anime is a lie.

“They’re actually hitting harder than the Jets’ defense” stone cold assassination there man. I mean, it’s true but damn man.

Huh, never knew that about him. Thanks for the link.

Okay, I’m wracking my brain and Google here, but not finding anything, what is the joke here?

I’m sorry, but the games are too fucking long. I agree that limiting pitching changes is a poor way to speed up the game, really what I think you need is to do away with stealing bases. I know, I know, that shit is exciting when it happens...but like 99% of the time it doesn’t happen, doesn’t even come close, but the…

Uhhh, yeah. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that Sony either offered to refund him his money in exchange for the kit or simply demanded its return. My guess is that the trust running the auction had no idea what it was when they put it up for auction.

Darren Rovell? “Bud Selig really helped the brand.”

The Cubs and the Indians both having a chance to break their respective droughts.