Yeah, exactly. Argentina was using WW2 era naval ships while Britain had the latest and greatest nuclear submarines and battleships. Britain also had a better air force of course and highly trained elite ground units with the latest in military tech while Argentina basically had a ragtag bunch of recruits. The only…

That Twitter handle is awesome though.

Ummmm...Toronto FC and Montreal Impact aren’t playing today. The Grey Cup, the CFL’s Super Bowl, essentially, is being played at BMO field. Toronto vs Montreal is Wednesday night.

Great! Surely that means they’re out of the relegation zone now and back on track to at least stay up. What’s that? They have how many points?! Their goal differential is what?! How many points are they from safety? Well fuck.

I look like a tablecloth.

You don’t have it in my size! You go fuck yourself! (And please make it in XLT sizes after you do)

The color is fuck you. I lived through that bullshit “the dress” thing, I’m not going through it again. I went to therapy for this!

Never forget.

That’s why it won’t happen. Reality is, Klinsmann isn’t necessarily the problem here, Gulati and the current power structures are. Just look at the shitstorm that got kicked up when US Soccer dared, DARED to switch team eligibility to calendar year and hurt all those precious little snowflakes’ “social wellbeing”.

Eh, I’m not so sure about that. Klinsmann being a dick to MLS didn’t help win him any popularity contests, but I think if he was gonna lose his job over it, it would have been years ago when he basically called it a shitty league. I agree that LA Galaxy need to think outside of the box...but that’s a failure of…

If I was trapped in a room with those two and had a gun with only one bullet, I’d shoot myself.

I will point out one acceptable MLS name, Oscar Pareja. He’s familiar with the system, but not originally from America, and has shown with FC Dallas that he can nurture young talent and work on a shoestring budget (which, relative to the rest of the world, the USMNT is on). He’s not my first choice (Hi Bielsa!) but…

Really? Really guys? I have to be the guy to do this? Okay then. When asked about his behavior, Vontaze said “nobody is Burfict”.

What does the internet got to do with this?

Such a stretch, but you made it +1

Look, I get that HoloLens has broader applications than just playing video games, but the device is being developed for a video game system; that’s why you’re getting asked so many questions about video games! If I was developing some sort of surgery robot that had applications outside of surgery, I wouldn’t (and…

Another option:

Dishonored 2. Luckily I have not yet seen the framerate issues other folks have, but I’m only about an hour in. Fingers crossed!

The 5-7 million people that didn’t vote probably did so precisely for the same reason a lot of rust belt whites flipped to Trump, a crappy Democratic candidate who didn’t talk much about issues relevant to most people, economic inequality. Hillary’s campaign always seemed to be more about the fact that she was a very…