+1 if only for the word cocksneeze

Any medicine derived this way is of the devil, and should be avoided
/s

I live in Colorado, and the CX-5 has done very well for me on mountain passes, summer or winter. I throw on Nokian tires in the winter and the thing is a joy to drive in the snow.

I’m not winning any races, but it was way more fun to drive than the others I tried when I bought it.

Where do me and my CX-5 fall on your hate list?

I have the brown switch version of this, and it makes for an excellent office keyboard.

I have the brown switch version of this, and it makes for an excellent office keyboard.

The Dot does everything the full sized one does, except the speaker isn’t great (full sized Echo’s speaker is pretty good).

So...add Captain Caveman to the show?

I’d watch that TV show.

It rings anyway! The Rings!

I nominate “air manatee” as the new name for this giant floating butt.

In My Honest Opinion

I’m pretty sure “fuck-all” is Jeter’s name for his junk.

Nevermind, half a dozen others beat me to posting the Whiskers R We clip

Shower is one of the most satisfying places to have a beer, but I feel like it loses points for it being the only place shampoo suds might fly into the beer.

“Seven states currently do not have open container laws, including Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, West Virginia, Virginia, Delaware, and Connecticut...”

I’d just like to call out whoever created the header image for the excellent placement of the butt just in front of the Dutch oven.

I’d just like to call out whoever created the header image for the excellent placement of the butt just in front of…

FYI, just checked, and you can sign up without DirecTV or being a student, it’s just that the price is $75/mo instead of $25/mo.

FYI, just checked, and you can sign up without DirecTV or being a student, it’s just that the price is $75/mo…

I believe you’ve just created an amazing Saturday morning cartoon series.

Aren’t all ice cube trays really cool?

...I’ll see myself out.