The moon, duh. You can't get any more remote than this. It requires a space shuttle to transport your car.

That Veyron will look nice parked in front of Prince Pondicherry's palace that's made entirely from chocolate, at least before it melted in the hot sun.

By any chance can you find the commercial on YouTube to show me? I love flashy Asian car commercials.

Thank you for the quick correction. "Was"? Is it no longer there now?

No offence... What a bitch. I'm glad you put your kids first before your ex-girlfriend. Having someone who's a control freak like her, she won't get along with your kids when they want to do their own things. I'm betting they're very thankful they don't have to move or go long ways to visit you.

I don't think this is in a junkyard but a graveyard of its own: junkyard cars on a needle, somewhere in Ohio, USA.

Ohh... What happened to your lassie? Drama usually happens when there's a disagreement but it can't hurt to compromise. :)

I'm deaf so I didn't hear the screams but good to know, thanks.

Oh, dear, these blokes will have to confront over a dozen angry Russians.

Who reads the body text in magazine ads these days? ;)

Good morning.

Ah, Honda.

Is it still horrible if Asanti Skin Series wheels had whale's penis leather on them?

Mátéy, you haven't explained why it's difficult to jumpstart the P1.

This is China we're talking about. China doesn't care about who came up with it first.

I agree but unfortunately, no, USA needs HUGE cars. Chinese cars won't meet USA's NHTSA standards anyway, not by a million kilometres.

Geely Panda is an actual name for this ADORABLE Chinese car.

At least we spewed out this award-winning Kiwi.

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