I'm translating it as, "Everybody loves a good blow, too bad I'm not getting any."

Columbia alumni, WRITE the school and WITHHOLD your donations until they issue an apology/retraction for this ludicrous fine and MAKE their policies good on campus assault. Columbia, my daughters will NOT be applying to your school. You are losing brilliant applicants and their future donations with your actions.

I feel like missing the point this strenuously would inflict an injury. Or should. Let us know if you have to go to the ER or anything for pulling something.

The best part was that when my mom came to get me after I got fired (I was 16 — I couldn't drive myself yet!) she wanted to stop by the mall on the way home. There was a fancy new store that sold tapes and CDs (! — hey, this was 1986!) opening up, and they were setting up the store. In a fit of bravado I asked if they…

Australian and Sydneysider here! The CBD is pretty much in lockdown or has been evacuated (my Mum works in there, as so many friends).

Guess that answers your question, Klondike.

Cnut?

and she'll respond, "IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT ETHICS IN VIDEO GAME JOURNALISM"

Inherent problem in the anti-feminist arguments about campus sexual assault. With feminism liberalizing sexual mores for women, sleeping with a random dude is acceptable. Therefore, the argument that "She got drunk and regretted sleeping with a guy" excuse has the ground pulled out from under it. Since feminism…

Until I hear a story about him abusing any of those women, I really don't care. Having a lot of partners, sexual or romantic, does not make you a bad person. Man or woman, slut shaming is fucking wrong.

Ginsburg's scones are excellent.

What lesson did she learn from being bullied? Do tell.

...I am SO confused by this comment. lol I love him and Lindsay together and baby DeFranco is adorbs...

So by skimming it you missed the funny bits, then came here to say it wasn't funny. Good one!

i do the dull 'yaaaay' from this and no one ever fucking gets it

Several jobs ago, I ordered a sushi appetizer at a nice company dinner. The president/CEO's secretary (who I later learned was having an affair with him) was a woman of extremely limited education and experience, and she was hyper-aware of this fact and constantly paranoid that other people were making fun of her. She…

I really wasn't planning to do another Terrible Customer Stories entry any time soon,