You thought "@amandabynes: My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me" was a coherent tweet?

Now we get to see whether the NCAA is as tough on literal crimes by the money makers and those in positions of authority as they are on...an unpaid athlete getting money to sign his name.

Don't worry, New Mexico's governor will handle it.

Sexual assault is horrific and inhumane.

I thought oil companies were ruining America but it was those pesky minorities all along.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

Yes, those people are called anti-vaxers.

Joe? Mr. Namath? Sir, that's a fish tank. The game's on this screen over here.

I'm thinking the opposite: I'd rather have a guy in charge who actually experienced driving crazy cars with massive power in an era with terrible safety, not to mention almost died himself and has to live with a disfigured appearance to this day because of it. He has himself put his life on the line and faced terrible…

And this comment here is a great example of the fundamental differences between how European and American sports fans view their favorite teams.

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Welcome Back, LEO! Glad to see my favourite reviewer is doing regular reviews again.

I too got $35 back out of it, and take no small amount of joy in the knowledge that Bungivision won't see a single red cent out of the resale.

People are WAY too defensive about other people not liking the things they like. I'm not sure what drives the phenomena, I just know that it smacks of insecurity.

Blows away my students as more twists in the first 3 minutes than any movie I've seen.

Thanks for this!!

Wow. Usually I think these things are funny but that was just awful... You get no stars sir!

See what happens when America forgives Paula Deen?

Get rid of the vocals and I'd definitely be down

This looks like a creator I can get behind. I know Kotaku was freaking out about how good Destiny's was, but I couldn't make anyone that didn't look like they were out of Xanadu.