What is this I don't even

It's flatbed trucks all the way down!

You can't just "bank" time like that. The time you saved by not going to the gas station one day is immediately spent by you doing something else like staying 10 minutes later work, or hanging out with family or friends, or whatever.

Automate your income by comment spamming lifehacker articles. Make sure you don't get so efficient at it that your comment that fake replies to someone is the first comment on the article. There's no one to fake reply to!