“Kickmen doesn’t even do corner kicks” Read more
StLCardinals
StLCardinals
SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.
I recently read a story on Reddit about the nice guy who was dating the hot chick. She suggested they get naughty and tried to encourage him to talk dirty during sex. He came out with, “How you like that, you fucking retard?!” Baby steps.
I don’t want to enable a criminal but your can usually find someone who’s willing to take a breathalyzer for you, especially for money. If you read this, Michael Floyd, it’s in Craigslist. Search “Blow Jobs.” Read more
What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?
Stupid never sleeps. Read more
A female is a Peahen. Read more
It will go down as a foul ball, but that was almost a sack fly.
“Live and Let Die”, the only Bond theme that rocked so hard that G’n’R covered it.
I still am unable to see a picture of Harper, or hear his voice, without having a deeply felt sense of disgust and anger at his brazen attempt to destroy our country’s entire social system. I am glad he is gone. It will take a while for his influence to fade, but people are working hard to erase his destructive and… Read more
“you know what, this adorable little verbal banter under the umbrella thing is fine and all, but what if we punched our fans right in the genitals instead?”- I actually laughed out loud at that, so you get a star AND a comment of praise! All true.
OMG, what a beautiful week at the Supreme Court of Shade, and we even get the rare treat of official recognition from a defendant!
The Verge updated their story and has officially been pardoned. Read more
That was also a Pope thing. Francis is fluent in English but chose to speak to Trump in Spanish & through a translator. Read more
In the photo op with Theresa May (sitting side by side in chairs) he spoke English. In the same set up with Trump, he chose to speak French. Yes it was petty, yes it was amazing.
this moron can’t even get through a basic intelligence briefing without colorful pictures and a tablecloth to draw on.
And Macron doesn’t just go towards Angela first, they hold each other in a warm greeting and exchange kisses. Their bond is real, Donald. France and Germany are best friends and YOU CAN’T SIT WITH THEM.
Too stupid to live.
Her airguns are Storbots.