SquidEatinDough
SquidEatinDough
SquidEatinDough

Please note how all the “PC Master Race! $3000 10.21 gigashits graphics card! Suck it, console peasants!” bravado quickly turns into “Sirs, we are just lowly, humble victims of the great megacorp vs gamer class war...”

Um... thanks?

Another new release, another week of pc gamers whining about how their superior system can’t play it.

Only middle-schoolers find it funny when someone says something dopey.

Then again, we are talking about a kid who couldn’t figure out how to attach a picture and doesn’t understand what the Creation engine is” Lol

Man, PC gamer self-owns are the gift that keeps on giving.

Pick one:

construct an argument” lol

Had the PC gamer” face filter on

hating you personally” lmao

Game map size/illusion of distance is most likely one of the actual reasons they choose not to do ground vehicles, and at most stick to slower animal mounts.

They didn’t have space battles, either. No ground vehicles is a game design choice, despite the cREatIon EngINe OlD aNd nO wORk meme.

Devs candidly showing gamers all the clever tricks they use to get games to work was a mistake.

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but CE simply won’t let us do that” Which is just gamer fan-fic.

Every engine has its limits, most engines are very old and heavily modified over time.

Another “I don’t know what an engine is” Gamer genius.

PC Master Race: “I spent $99999999 on my sweet new super-duper rig, fuck you inferior console peasant!”

“I keep saying that Bethesda already has a better engine that they could use. But half the replies are that id Tech is very unsuited for how Bethesda’s games work...?”

Gamebryo/creation/poggers engine 2 is a dinosaur with layers and layers of fresh makeup caked on it. They’ve constantly had to do hacky bullshit just to do basic things, like get a monorail to move in a cutscene.”