It's like you read, but you didn't understand.

Wait... wait, what? Your complaint is that they're too clever? Should they just suck sometimes? Let After Hours be great, please.

Life has a 100% mortality rate. I'm not in here trying to win the high score for most number of years on this rock, I'm trying to enjoy myself while I'm here.

I'm pretty sure that I don't like white people music enough for that song to get stuck in my head. Which is odd, because I like a fair amount of the stuff.

You ever dealt with mid-level folks? If a problem can be plausibly ignored, it almost certainly will be. I got the impression that this guy wasn't the creator; he was just some dude going through a checklist. He had an "oh, shit" moment when Kara went real. Then he thought about all the shit he'd have to do if he…

Every time I see him do something amazing like that, I realize (even more) why he's afraid of Europe.

Since when is "just get an app" an argument that Apple uses? I'm not trying to snark at you specifically, but whenever Android users go with that, we always get smugged on.

You deserve more credit for this than you'll get.

Is there an anus plug that isn't sexual in nature?

Yeah... I'm rooting for the bull.

That curb stomp thing was presumably crazy, since it's off of YouTube.

Doggy. Style.

The bottom two images are the iPad 2.

I'm not passing judgment. If that's how my post came off, it was unintentional. My reply was purely to point out that Apple did, in fact, lie.

Oh Benny, what a clusterfuck. You couldn't have picked up @BenedictXVI off of the guy who has it but has never even tweeted with it? Twitter would have given it to you.

They wanted the trademark because their product is called the iPad. To get it from Proview, they:

At this point, I don't think it's knowledge any more. There's a solidarity to being a part of the team, I think, even if you're a doctor and not suiting up.

Yes, as opposed to the epic... hour total that a hockey game lasts? Come on, if you're going to bust on soccer, busting on the length of the game is the most pathetic angle.

You ripped the DVD, right? Illegality trumps reasonable accommodation, if I had to guess (IANAL). I say that because copyright has been trumping the public good for 35 years. That's why copyright law is batshit.

This wasn't a review. It's a hands-on, which is just that: initial impressions by getting your hands on a device. You need to have a phone for days to get a clue as to battery life.