According to testimony, investigators observed that, when they asked for it, one of the chefs would leave the restaurant to get it from a cooler in his car.

god why arent they kissing

YES. YES. YES. Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!

woah, kink and full time power exchange are not synonymous.

it's the submissive partner that holds the most power

Used brazier exhibit 3:

YAY!!! A real, honest-to-God Science writer! Jezebel, you have answered our collective prayers!!!

I've been lurking and reading BCO for weeks now, and I must say you're doing the Lord's work with this series, Pinkham.

Thanks, you said this very well. My partner and I will also depend on a sperm bank because we are both women — the choice of genetics is important for many reasons, not just appearance, and the idea of an accidental mix-up is scary. I think a lot of people assuming she's racist have never been in the position of not…

Me and Charlie McGillicuddy used to pull it down on the Atlantic City pier in ought-seven. Made us enough greenbacks for ten lobster dinners a night and while that might not sound like a lot, let me tell you, those lobsters can eat!

maintain your "not rapey" brand by not being rapey!

My husband will see the sender on the alert and say, "does your phone think we should have the sex now?"

I can't believe nobody has made an app called iBleed

There is a gloriously cranky woman in Philadelphia who has a bra fitting place and it's the only place I buy bras now. I walked in for the first time and she took one look at my chest and shouted "NO! At least two sizes wrong! Get in the changing room right now!"

WHERE IS THE MENTION OF THE REDDIT THAT CHANGED MY LIFE, /r/ABraThatFits

True & Co. offers fairly average sized bras at the moment. Nothing beyond the range that Nordstrom can provide. This has been the case for months.

This.