When Kenya was saying that her credentials are better than Kim’s. Oh lawd.

I do Pilates motherfucker, I can still remove a condom with my pelvic floor... But you can snark if it makes your MRAngry little ass feel better.

In addition to bleeding every month for the last decade +, my pussy will soon pass a roughly 8 lb human before going back to original size. I grew a little person and currently my pussy (uterus, really) also has a penis. Can a dick do that? No. Dicks are the weak unprotected little liabilities that are essentially the…

I don’t know. While not a match physically, he really does embody the spirit of Michael Jackson. Literally, of course. So I guess I’m okay with it.

I am, in part because my coworkers don't try to cheapen or demean me by misgendering me.

Or Chad Vader....

Does anyone else have a photo album that is full of nothing but cat buttholes, or is that just me?

I’m way too boring. I’d be on, like, the C-SPAN knockoff of this show.

I just hope he didn’t get any ickies in the New Glarus behind him.

Please remove the sacred cheese headpiece from this creep’s dome.

“It’s like a million garlic cloves cried out, as they were pressed.”

Strangulation is a class D violent felony offense, punishable by up to seven years in prison

Wow, that must have really sucked... I absolutely love Asian food. By far my favorite is Nondenominational Anational Rice Dish.

That looks like what his response would be to Don Lemon’s existence too.

I saw the Acro-cats in Pittsburgh a few years ago. Between the actual act and the people who attended, it was one hell of an interesting show. I should mention it came during anthrocon so lots of tails.

My nephew used to sing it with meows. Meow meow meow meowmeowmeow meowmeowmeow. It was weird.

My parrot, who is valiantly trying to learn to whistle this tune, heartily approves.

Any wedding gift that's motivated by affection for one or both halves of the happy couple and can be opened in public without undue shame is an appropriate wedding gift. I thought it was charming, and if my husband and I had gotten a gift basket of candies or gourmet delicacies, we would've loved it.