This gif sums up about 94% of this video

“Get his agent on the line.”

Every Steelers game we have to hear Cris Collinsworth gargle on Big Ben’s balls while he talks about how great he is at “extending the play” and “throwing the footbaww vertically down the field”.

Quinton McCracken

This is not a good dog.

I started having this conversation with my friend while watching the game. Is there any reason that no matter what the injury when an injured player is walking off the field/court the trainer has to come in and ever-so-gently touch his lower back?

I wish they would say “narrative” more often

He'll be back in a month. Those little shits print money (pounds?). He'd be dumb not to keep cashing in before their audience grows up to realize they're awful.

Absolute gym rat. Son of a coach who's always the last guy in the gym.

I had the unique pleasure of being dunked on by Jimmy Graham my sophomore year at UM. At this point he was the power forward on our basketball team and hadn't realized he was a naturally gifted tight end.

As someone who regularly plays terribly in a pick-up game I can't fathom how someone can go the length of the floor and dunk in 5 dribbles.

JJ of JJ's Waffles

A true visionary

"I haven't read the whole thing but seen some clips from it. It's pretty funny"

If he's anything like his buddy Jay Bilas it was probably under the "Big Hands" or "Broad Shoulders" tag

So? Vick was 7, too.

We're just going to ignore the basketball capri pants? OK

I'd take a shot to the balls right now if it meant I never had to listen to someone talk about Crossfit again.

As if spending $150 on a Colin Kaepernick jersey wasn't already a slap in the face

Bravely volunteers to administer CPR, be hero