It is 1.6% of the total weight I'm totally sure you can feel it.
-Emperor of "New Clothes" fame.

Kia would like to have a talk with Aston Martin

What a paradox, once something is ruined can it be more-ruined or re-ruined?

Neutral; Polarizing. Just replace Will Ferrell when you hear Adam Sandler.

While the cats are away the mice will play.

It was all I could manage to not drool all over these:

We were meeting some friends from school while in Stuttgart, so MB will have to wait for next time.

I was there in August, too !

This is also the person who waits behind you at the fuel pumps when the pumps on the alternate side are open.

I am missing glass cutting skills.

The P1 is great and all, but what kind of Euro do I need to get a house along the course!?

It's entombed in the memorial to my youth...ie @ my mothers house in my childhood room. I will find a picture.

I love Austin Americas so much I made one out of stained glass for high school art class.

Annnd Twirl your partner..

I don't know what to think. I like the idea of Toyota houses more than their current line-up. Also grass is greener...

Before the internet how did one generate inane content?

I wasn't sure if this was a advert for Vandeyk, bottled water, tourism, road clearing, or socks.

A123 Systems should fail again based on the name. Every time they are mentioned I makes me think of a some tiny plumbing or hvac company.

You knew this was coming.