This what happens when you don’t use moisturizer kids

Even if we ignore all the other issues with Miller launching a company that’s all about ‘investing in artists’ not having a single name to promote other than your own when it comes to launch titles is not a good look.

Why make a yoke at all?

Quit farting around with yokes.

Check out “eXistenZ” from 1999! It’s swell, I tell ya! Swell! 

Oh, man! Imagine him making a film of “Neuromancer.” I have not read that novel, but as Cronenberg has “Videodrome” and “eXistenZ”, two films that are so clearly inspired by that genre, I think he would be the best person to handle such a tricky adaptation and realize it into a distinct and compelling world.

He’s throwing a tantrum over Twitter requiring background checks and whatnot to join the board -- plus the whole thing of failing to disclose he was buying that stock. 

with the help of her taciturn moose, Whistle

Sounds like someone ordered one and is now facing the inconvenient truths of their purchase.

And YouTube erupted in a cacophony of impotent fart noises. 

Some method actors do it because it genuinely helps them get into character (Daniel Day-Lewis), while others do it simply because they need to be the center of attention, and it’s a great opportunity to be an asshole and get paid for it.

Tesla Model S. There, I said it.

the court decided to calculate the usage fee with a vehicle life of 800000km, citing a public statement by Elon Musk

A statement after a bill is signed is completely worthless.  You are complicit if you wait until after a bill is signed.

Not a Car Movie. Torque, I want that two hours of my life back

I’m just going to assume you don’t know anything about Green Lantern.

The most important takeaway from the costume is that it’s an actual physical suit that looks pretty faithful to the source material

yeah but we dont talk about that episode.

We don’t like to talk about that episode.

Why is it that, every time there’s a crisis, Musk needs to make himself involved?