Or "guys I had to get something off my chest, it's the tomatoes you're eating"
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SPOILER
Except for the scene where he beats her, of course. (I did eventually forgive him...300 pages later)
ETA: Thank the people on io9 for convincing me to finish the book. I was so so angry after the strapping scene and the rapey scene right after. SO ANGRY. But they all talked me into reading and 300 pages in, I…
Correction. Breast feeding is not "the most natural thing."
It is hard and frustrating, and emotionally-wrenching when you don't do it right, and it does not come easy to most women. It is the very opposite of natural. If it were natural, LCs (lactation consultants) wouldn't be making a KILLING helping moms who can't…
Seems pretty obvs to me: Venkman/Melissa McCarthy, Egon/Tina Fey, Stantz/Amy Poehler, Winston/Octavia Spenser, Louis Tully/Amy Sedaris.
Thing is, the showers and destination bachelorette weekends and whatnot are most likely coming from another bridesmaid, not the bride. So instead of saying to your good friend from college, "Jen, you know I love you but I can't do Vegas on top of the wedding" it becomes a weird thing where her very best friend from…
fallen prey to the liberal idiocy
This is a classic derail — "we can't care about issue A because we need to be caring about issues B, C, and D," as if somehow caring about one negates the ability to care about the others. If you really need evidence as to the fact that people are still morons about this issue, go ahead and read around in this…
What works for you doesn't work for everyone. As other commenters have pointed out, some babies just won't eat with the blanket over them.
Yessssssssssss. I have two somewhat large lumps strapped to my chest that exist for exactly ONE biological purpose. I don't even have/want kids and I'd like people to stop telling me the biological purpose of my tits makes them uncomfortable. Well boohoo.
PROVE IT WITH MASSAGES!
She said she got a BA, not a Master's. I'm confused.
I am for equality of the breakfast cakes, no matter how thin or fluffy or...square-holed. Praise be to breakfast cakes and their holiest of friends - maple syrup.
he usually reminds me of this confused kitten
Yes, thank you, the answer is in your last sentence. We write different stories for different audiences. Lots of people on Jezebel don't read Gawker and vice versa. (I think we even have data that shows how true that statement is). If we operated under that model of not writing about what another Gawker Media site…
When I could feel the baby moving. It was like "Oh! There's a baby in there! MY baby!" But my son is 4 and sometimes I still look at him and go "I can't believe I'm somebody's mom."
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
Your paragraph of Matthew McConaughey's home life deserves a comedy award.
Yessssss. My husband is currently working out of state and will be for a few more weeks, making me a five months pregnant sorta-single mum of a toddler (but with the benefit of a comfortable bank account). The idea of cooking a real dinner completely from scratch while also having to make sure that the toddler isn't…
I have all the comments that got more that 100 likes tattooed on my ass.