I nearly wet my pants.
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My favorite part: "Sorry! No hugs, just sex!"
The worst offender is ESPN. They've got guys with eyes that point in two different directions as anchors, but the correspondents who are women could all be supermodels...
While you're experimenting.... Dill pickles with the sharpest cheddar you can find. It's perfection.
No. Nope nope nope. Just no.
Reason #836488 I love Mark: he didn't use a giant photo of a spider at the top of the article. Thank you!
Ugh, thank you! I HATE what I call "football culture". Just having it on tv in the background (my husband loves football) sets my teeth on edge! The Super Bowl can't come fast enough, because then I get my Sundays back.
We fostered greyhounds for awhile before we moved. I'm such a sucker for the leaning!! One of my favorites was a huge male named Washington who snored like a horse, and insisted on doing it right by my head at night. God I miss my greys...
Maybe this is another instance of my privilege speaking (I'm ready for the hate mail), but they're in prison. Isn't it supposed to be a punishment? The fact that the punishment is multifaceted doesn't bother me one bit. I feel for their loved ones to a degree, but I'm sure not being able to "poke" their significant…
Gaaaaahhhh can't find photo of Kiera Knightley's crop-top wedding dress in Love Actually
What I find more disturbing is how wrinkly her leg skin is..... Oh wait, those are just unfortunate colored leggings. Phew!!
I hate to break it to you, but New Mexico is cold, too. #imisslivinginTucson
Right! I always point to Mel Brook's comedy genius in these scenarios. By showing the stupidity of racism/antisemitism etc he helped to break it down. (I'll never stop laughing at "Where the White women at?")
I think you guys are really missing the point: have you put any thought into exactly how difficult it would be to shit directly onto a hard-boiled egg?! I mean, that takes some skill!
That's because it needed more Muppets, less Gaga. Ugh.
My first thought was "but where is her crack!?"
Just wanted to reassure you, at 6 months you'll be fine! Nurse on takeoff and landing, and maybe bring one of those ultra-light blankets to drape over her face if it helps her fall asleep. The white noise from the engines plus the nursing always made my baby knock right out. (Really, the hardest age is the 1 1/2 year…
ITS SO MUCH FUN TO SAY OUT LOUD!!!! Maybe that's why I'm yelling. Sorry.
Hey! A fellow Jezebellian in the ABQ,! Let me know if you ever wanna get coffee or something!
I was so happy to have a voice in this yesterday that I pirouetted on the way out the door. The fucking pro-lifers were pretty rabid, and I grinned at them as I told them I voted against it. The spittle that flew was pretty satisfying.