Um. But will you tell us why they're unrealistic? Because I honestly don't know, but would really like to!

My boyfriend is a triathlete, a MF-ing IRONMAN, and the BMI tells him that he's overweight. It's ridiculous.

I KNOW RIGHT?!?! I am taking this way more seriously than one should. TUXIES 4 EVA!!!!

@SouthernSatine: I mean, how can you argue with that?

Look at these toesies. LOOK AT THEM!

Is the ponytail holder obsession somehow embedded in their DNA? Because my tuxedo will snatch your ponytail holder in a heartbeat.

I know, right? I feel like this was taken with hipstamatic on someone's iPhone. Which, sadly, could be entirely accurate.

Tuxedos love witty comedy.

Also, adorableness. Vote Tuxedo!!!

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: I concur.

Tuxedos know how to keep it classy. Trust.

@intangiblemango: Stonyfield!

@Kat Danielle: ::gasp:: I need to cuddle him. NEED!

@mmayhem: I raise you THIS:

So EVEN MORE KITTY TOES! <3

@depent: Very fitting for Andrew Lloyd Webber's birthday, isn't it?

@SouthernSatine: Also, KITTY TOES. What say you now, silly lion supporters?

@Phyllis Nefler: I'll let you share Frasier, if you like. This is his "Vote for me or I will kill you" face.

You are all powerless against this cuteness! POWERLESS!

No one can deny the cuteness of the tuxedo kitty.