Meanwhile, another Twitter imposter professing to be John Wehner is attacking my deceased grandparents because I admired a Tweet too much.

Plot twist: It actually is Steve Berthiaume, in an elaborate hoax to raise Steve Berthiaume-awareness by pretending there are people who care enough about him to maintain fake Twitter accounts.

Drake just wanted to let Green know that he’s so not a fan of his that he doesn’t even have his number tattooed upon his body

Pascal Siakam > Leslie Nielsen

All that oil ain’t gonna help none neither

Pitino went on to chide the Greeks for whipping children at halftime to see who could go the longest without crying out, as well as the fans’ longstanding practice of firing ballistas at each other during the games

Now with essential oils!

Obvious solution: You preserve those bodies in Himalayan salt and sell them on Etsy.

I think he’s suggesting one needn’t go to Whistler to go skiing in Canada

Both should be part of any freedom montage

This is truly some bush league shit

Very cool. However, I think it would be even cooler had he struck out and beat the throw to first to start the sequence. He should try to do that next time.

North America North of Mexico Basketball Association

He may be rich, but it was still a mistake to give his brother Jake so much power with the Lakers.

This makes a lot more sense this way

I was starting to dislike KD but then I realized he has feuded with both Broussard and Stephen A. Smith. Full babyface turn

I’m actually astounded that the number of likes/angry faces aren’t flipped between Dick and Emily.

Hello bjs

Frazier demanded a trade to Chik-fil-A but eventually stopped stewing.

They’re really milking that picture for all it’s worth.