That Chris Broussard, always getting upset when another man claims Broussard is exaggerating the level of intimacy of their relationship

So this is how Sears survived that bankruptcy

He is a Christian athlete.

The Steph Curry-Seth Curry Power Rankings certainly need to be updated weekly, but I feel like being updated last Friday and then again Monday is overkill. Hence the ordering in my first Steph Curry-Seth Curry Power Rankings Power Rankings:

Well he’ll definitely need some Murci when Arnold gets his hands on him, amirite?! Haha-HAAA

Man, they could have had it all

In a perfect world, Alexandre would be more of a grappler, and perfect a submission hold dubbed the Cosmo Knot.

And throat-rips! Are those legal in MMA??

It was less cute when he showed up to their batting practice in a uniform he took from the laundry room the next day

Undoubtedly. But this is the context, you even more ignorant twat: https://deadspin.com/why-are-good-young-racehorses-ending-up-as-meat-7-000-m-1834225917

What do you think, Junior? You think these hands have been soaking in Ivory liquid?

But in the future, when the Koreans have surely eaten all the horses, who do you think will run the Kentucky Derby if not Norwegian women??

That Jon, always mopping up people’s messes

No no, that was aurora borealis

As a Pittsburgh guy, watching Charlie leg out an Atlanta Brave at that snail-like pace makes Sid Bream outrunning Barry Bonds’ throw just a little more tolerable.

Does anyone know where I can get some Tang around here?

As a drunken adult, I did the same.

“I broke a foot last year and still played, so we’ll see,” he Tyreek Hill said.

Hey, Ultimate Frisbee is totally a sport...right?

Tell me he at least faces some charges for those Old Spice commercials