Hey bro, I think you need to relax a little bit. Did you lose someone on Oceanic Flight 815? Is that why you're so touchy?

Not at all a logical segway, Rob.

Wu-Tang killa bees on the swarm

[watches Dolan be incredibly open]

We all love to criticize Dolan, but to be fair, If I was a billionaire who owned a basketball team, I'd treat it as my personal fantasy team. Hell, I'd hire Larry David as my PG and John Goodman as my PF, just because I could and because it would be hilarious. And our record would be no worse than the Bucks.

"Judith is a screaming, pooping ball that needs constant food and care in a world where 90% of the world's population wants to eat her."

Until the industrial revolution, that statement was true about any infant in the real world.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

First to arrive at the Pistorius home: Dr. Johan Stipp.

Oscar Pistorious Breaks Down in Court:

/fixed.

I will never not star a Venture Brothers reference

Not pictured is Matthew McConnaughy telling his henchmen to release the acid magnets.

That’s a bit of a role reversal. Usually it's a dick running his Ford into a fire hydrant. Either way you’re probably looking at a bumper with a little crack in it.

By which you obviously mean that Kaling is selfish and evil while Dunham represents all that is noble and true?

For vain, whiny young women who mistakenly believe in their own relevance as they are cocooned in a bubble of their own outsized egos, Dunham and Mindy Kaling are the Russell and Chamberlain.

What if they go there to implement it, get shot for no reason and then the killers don't even get punished by the courts? What then?

You damn right!