"Most toilets flush in E Flat."

And I continue to wonder why any normal person would ever want to attend the Super Bowl in person.

Produced By: Kenny Powers
Edited By: Stevie Janowski

Someone victimize me quickly. I want to hire this guy yesterday.

At least the questions were different than the ones people usually badger him with: Do you remember what happened? Do you know where you are? Who's the president?

Hey Joe, my buddy was offered an eli game used helmet and jersey.

Accidental double post. It just rips my heart out when I do this.

"Thug life!"

Bob Costas: "And then after our coverage tonight, a widow tries to gain revenge against the forces who killed her husband. Find out if her bombing plot can be stopped on an all-new Blacklist..."

It may sound like a contradiction, but I don't think it is. I marvel at the ingenuity of all these machines, big and small, but at the end they are killing machine and I despise them for that.

Actually it's a tribute to her former co-star Paul Walker.

The last time an owner of St. Louis Spirits received $500 million was 2009, when the Cardinals paid off Tony La Russa's bar tab.

"Fuck You, Charlie Brown" is the title of a long-lost, never-aired Peanuts special. Written by Schulz on his deathbed, FYCB follows the Peanuts Gang of Millenial misfits as they graduate from college and strike out into the real world of careers, relationships, and financial independence in the grim shadow of the…

That Coulda been my dick.

Just hoping he isn't credited with half a sack.

Thank you for adding the lovely mental image of that man warmly curled up inside the whale's intestines to my day.

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

Derrick Rose, but Just for a Couple Weeks