Thanks,

Making bombs is bad.

There once was a lifter named Tom
Who went at his task with aplomb
Took the bar off its pegs
And exploded his legs
And I still don’t give a shit about weightlifting

"Superfan, eh? I'll take the soup."

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. McMahon.

No, dumbfuck. This country was founded on the idea that a governmental body heavily intwined with a preferred religion wouldn't impose one belief system over another.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

This is the most horrifying ISIS video yet.

True story: when I took my AP History exam, a girl I totally had the hots for was sitting behind me. It was a hot late-May day, so I was wearing shorts and sneakers with no socks. Because I was a Very Serious Student, I was hunched over the test, with my legs tucked under the chair. About an hour into the test, I felt…

Can't blame the guy for trying to make the Maoist of the moment.

Damn! I dare someone to come up with a snyder comment than that. +1

"(which you should not board, because it will undoubtedly career off the road and burst into flames with impeccable comedic timing)."

SENATORS: [Sign a guy nicknamed "Hamburglar"]

Amazing that this is the same guy who allowed three goals in 30 seconds in the minors this year before getting pulled, that 300 GAA must've pushed him to go HAM(burger) the rest of the season

Fans in Toronto wanted to throw burgers on the ice too, but the concession stand workers said their supply mysteriously disappears 25 minutes before every game.

I haven't read this article, nor do I care to read it in a fair and meaningful way, but I fully agree with Doc's position on a blanket ban of gay marriage in these United States. Moreover, he's absolutely correct that Obama should be prosecuted for treason, and his staunch opposition to the scourge of reverse racism…

it's the same in Ottawa. I find it mesmerizing

You okay, Grimey?

Came for this reference, leaving happy

Some, I'm sure, can't be pleased. But so cynically and transparently building bullshit mountain will piss off both the people who like some swagger and don't care if he parties, AND the self-righteous types who need their athletes to conform to their personal humble-guy, good-person standards.