You sir are wrong. In the future we live in a virtual reality existence. This is obviously digital rain.

Are this the iCig 5S made by Apple? I heard that Siri can track your GPS coordinates and give you Cancer! Double win.

and to top of the weirdness....there's apparently an 8-bit Battle Tank driving down a wall in the background.

I'd be concerned about that free flowing cape getting caught up in the rear wheel. Regardless, that's a pretty awesome (random) sight.

Can someone dub Charles Martinet's voice over Captain Lou Albano's, please?

Al Gore?

Exactly.

They are definitely full on felons now, if not terrorists. They've crossed the line from Fanboy shit to hardcore Al Qaeda shit. Hope hating PSN was worth a FEDERAL crime and getting locked up with serial killers, murderers, rapists and pedophiles. Oh uh, reality has sunk in and shit just got real. There's no where to…

Admit it, it was Major Nelson.

I'm all for sticking it to "the man" (when its warranted) and rabble rabble rabble giant corporations and what not but whoever did these DDOS attacks didn't injure the companies so much as the gamers themselves who enjoy the products and services those corporations make. So in that regard, great job idiots. You…

Way too early. They could have waited another 30 years.

That makes sense in the science of Star Wars fiction...but by EU, you of course meant "Extended Universe" and not "European Union" right??

MONSTER HOUSE!!

I think those people should also protest Michael Bay and Eastman and Laird for their obviously racist use of Teenage Mutant NINJA Turtles. I mean, WTF? Are you saying all Japanese people look like mutated turtles? That's racist. What about Surf Ninjas or Supah Ninjas or American Ninja? WTF, Michael Dudikoff. Really??…

I enjoyed the remake but it seemed that even though they inserted all those objectives and uses of sneaky spy tactics, I found myself running and gunning through most of it.

Next they need to insert a village doctor with a clown nose and goofy hat, a jive talking soldier obsessed with music, a bearded confused guy in a burlap sack who hunts animals, and an emotional mechanical man who wants to be a human...and I wouldn't fault them if they made a dorky biker either.

Not really. Please elaborate.

Because they ran to the other side? I don't know. Why?

If they can do this. Then why can't I activate my Fart in a Jar coins?

Real money is a tangible thing that you can hold in your hand or put in your wallet or collect enough of to dive into Scrooge McDuck-style. It doesn't rely on a steady stream of electricity to exist. Can you dive into a money vault of bitcoins?