Mike Huckabee thinks abortion is worse than slavery!

Seriously, how can you OWN Trump for being gross and obtuse and equating your looks and your qualifications and then act like the culture that created, supports, and condones the pigheaded ramblings of a shrivelled human Cheeto doesn’t need to be addressed?!?

Yeah that was the MOST disgusting exchange in the entire debate. And to take that cake you know it had to be real fucked up. According to Huckabee and Carson putting a woman on the $10 bill is a funny joke that doesn’t deserve any consideration or discussion. Fiorina’s answer wasn’t surprising.. you know it was going…

This is the only way I want a candidate to say he wants his wife on our currency:

There is seriously not a single non-asshole, non-lunatic, non-shithead among them. Absolutely terrifying.

Yeah, that was frustrating mainly because I actually agree with her statement that, since women make up over 50% of our population, we shouldn’t be treating women’s issues as “special interests.” Except she would use that argument to dismiss and delegitimize any issues that affect women instead as a way to bolster…

“Jus so you know, I’m having a steak tonight. If I have to actually kill a steer, I’m doing it.”

Left the living room to heat up some chili, didn’t realize I left the tv on the channel the debate was being televised on. Walked back in to all sorts of stupid shit coming out of peoples mouths. Turned the channel immediately.

I demand Roger Goodell grow a mustache long enough to twirl. If you’re going to be an evil villain, it’s only fair to ask you to commit to the role.

I’ll never understand how some women can hate other women so much.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

Good job, Yahoo.

There’s the one decent thing to come out of that man, Damon Wayans Jr. He’s lovely and hilarious and was in my favorite canceled show, Happy Endings. He’s way funnier than his father ever was.

Damon Wayans Jr. could you PLEASE go talk to your father. I know he’s salty about his lack of relevance but this is just ridiculous.

“I believe he was in relationships with all of them and then he’s like, ‘You know what? [Cosby is] 78. It don’t work like that no more. I can’t get it up for any of y’all. Bye, bitches,’ and then they’re like, ‘Oh, really? Rape!’”

Your son has some words for you, Damon.

I can think of easier money hustles than accusing someone of rape.

The MRA movement has found their King. He is the Chosen One.

A cop once didn’t give my friend a ticket because I gave him my phone number.

My partner's old roommate was, hands down, the most bland and boring person I've ever met. She once told a friend a half hour long story that involved her eating a muffin and finding a bruise on her arm but not knowing how it got there.