SmugAardvark
SmugAardvark
SmugAardvark

Only implied verbal consent?

Putting fireworks in your boot leg is probably the last thing you should be doing!

It’s about frequency. Watch the video, and it should be obvious that the test was not analogous to real-world use. It’s like someone saying they could do 10,000 push-ups over the course of a year, then ridiculing them because they couldn’t do all 10,000 in one go.

Fun fact, The Villages is consistently near the top of towns/cities with the highest rates of venereal disease contraction per capita in the country. Or at least it was when I lived the the state.

With the bubble about to burst on the new car market, I imagine GM as a corporation is sweating a lot less than some people imagine. If production were continue as it had prior to the strike, I think that they would be sitting on a huge inventory gathering dust.

When I’m in town, I always try to poke in for a quick bite at Russell’s Smokehouse in Larimer Square. Great brisket and ribs, and every time I’ve been there they’ve had my personal favorite beer (Left Hand Milk Stout) on tap.

This is glorious. The Crunchwrap Supreme holds a special place in my heart (and arteries too, I’m guessing). In fact, whenever they bring back the Triple Double Crunchwrap, I beeline to Taco Bell to get one. And then it seems like they are gone after a week or two.

This is how I initially read the headline. Very pleased to see that I was mistaken.

Glad to see a Gizmodo writer going back to the tried and true, “I don’t like this thing, and you are an idiot if you do.” Sounds suspiciously like something the president would say to people.

Milt Mason has become my spirit animal, thank you.

This is certainly interesting data, that I had obliviously assumed to be the opposite of true.

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The only other racing I enjoy is WRC Rally and F1.

Bless your little heart. First day on the internet can be an overwhelming experience, I’m sure.

I guess I’ll cheer for Oakland and Milwaukee.

I’d gladly pay for a GLaDOS/Ellen McLain voice on my Alexa...

There are a small handful of them. They grew up in the early 70's, when the Dolphins were quite good and the Patriots were...well, quite very bad.

Bingo. It’s always good for a quick hate-read.

Outside of Detroit, they are definitely one of the few to think that way.

Read the comment section on their website’s articles. They really are that dumb. The majority seem to believe that if an area floods, it’s because God is trying to smite the wicked Democrats there for their slights against the second amendment.

I’m thinking marathon running should be somewhere on this list, unless it really isn’t a sport in this instance. Because, really, you only need to watch the start and the finish. Everything in the middle is just a bunch of people running like they’re being chased by an invisible puma.