Sure, I genuinely appreciated the humor in the article. I guess the question for you is: How do you know it isn’t funny while openly stating that you did not read it? And I suppose I could follow it up with how legitimately funny it is that you’ve spent more time defending your position than it would have taken you to…

I’ve already got Netflix and Prime Video. Haven’t really felt the need to hop on to Hulu yet, but I could easily see getting it with the Disney+ bundle.

Funny can be a vague term. It’s not funny like a good one-liner or a stand-up comedian’s tight five. But yes, I found it funny in the sense that they used sound mathematics and the scientific method to ponder an obviously absurd question. It’s funny in the same way that Randall Munroe’s What If is funny.

Tell me, Jason, are you by chance Hungarian? Or are you just working on a reboot of Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

Yes, the internet is serious business and must always be perpetually treated as such. There’s simply no room anywhere on the entire internet for amusement or whimsy.

What has always sucked: Denver is Sacramento with legal weed and nicer scenery

Yep, I’ve pointed this out numerous times. The answer is always that Kinja Deals/The Inventory works independently of the rest of Gizmodo media. Seems like a convenient excuse to me. Getting money from Amazon on displayed ads, ad clicks, and commissions all while saying how awful Amazon is on the exact same page.

but who watches Netflix on their phone??

Completely naked and in daylight, how far do you think you get from your house before you get caught?

I look forward to having a year 2044 “Let’s Remember Some Guys” blog from Deadspin beamed straight into my optic nerve and seeing the name Troy Tulowitzki as I lay on what I assume will shortly thereafter become my death bed, and mistakenly reminiscing about how much better the game when they had unwritten rules.

I have a very hard time believing that was a legitimate complaint. Generally speaking, people who ‘stan that hard for law enforcement also think the NFL has been in a huge downslope ever since they let a guy like “dur-hur...Krappernick” openly loathe and wish for death upon America via having an opinion outside of…

I’d say the Shelby Series 1. The flop aspect isn’t so much a fault of the car from a performance aspect as it was from a certification aspect. They initially had difficulty having the car to pass the safety tests. Then once they finally got the vehicle safe enough, the standards had changed. In all, I think they only…

Came here hoping to see a Vector. You’ve made me proud.

I think Toyota’s FJ Cruiser was a cautionary tale that sort of scared off the other car makers. “If Toyota tried and failed, what hope do we have?” They key issue with that vehicle is that it was largely a 4-Runner with a new suit. A styling exercise in retro modernism, but its level of capability was nowhere near…

Seriously, Gizmodo, did you just stop caring about technical competence in your articles?

I definitely get what you’re saying. However, I don’t think that necessarily needs to be the case. As an example, I loved Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse. It’s story was wholly based in spider-people from alternate realities. But because those realities were so vastly different, the characters were also vastly…

The letter writer should flat out just plan better next time and not wait until the end of the night to get food. Should be common sense that food trucks can only carry a limited amount of food and will likely sell a lot of it when they are literally the only options without leaving the festival.

Except What If...? of course. The whole premise behind it is that The Watcher is showing alternate realities where certain key concepts were altered or decisions were made differently.

I guess this means Netflix MCU characters don’t exist?

Hopefully we can all agree that these horrible fires could have all been prevented by a good guy with a rake.