Are you going to tell the teacher?

Should I have to pay a hefty fine because some people are worried about emissions!?

It was confounding and embarrassing

I don’t think you understand the term “let-down”

Nah

Intersting. Where I live frozen hashbrowns are at least half the price of cute multi colored mini spuds. 

JFC. Butter your eggs? And don’t forget to fry them in Pig LARD.

Nothing says “I’m a right twat” like “have a good day.” 

You can’t not.

I stand up because I find airline seats incredibly uncomfortable at best, and painful at worst. How am I affecting you by standing up exactly? If you are comfortable to remain seated, consider yourself fortunate. 

These devices don’t really do anything that a smartphone doesn’t do. I find it odd that there are people who are paranoid about a Google Home or Echo device, but walk around with a cellphone all day. 

Just move your lazy ass out of the way

Is Juul a sponsor or something? What’s with all the “leave this obvious public health risk alone!” libertarian turn around here?

I get enough notes and emails. Please don’t send me more. I’m quite aware you are happy you got an interview.

Oh no, I’m not endeared!  

Reclined seats are an affront to civilized behavior

SILENCE

Do you not understand how memos work?

No

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