Slowdrivings2000
Slowdrivings2000
Slowdrivings2000

When I lived in FL, I’d set the cruise control at 89 on the turnpike during my morning commute. I would still have to frequently yield the passing lane to let people by me.

Relative to the speed at which our solar system is rotating around the center of the Milky Way, 90mph is pretty damn slow.

“I’ve about had it with this ‘honey-do list’ bullshit.”

Nope. Just Chris Christie taking his belt off.

“That didn’t come from us,” a spokesperson told Gizmodo.

Right?

Most surprising part of the headline.

Step 1: Find three other people willing to bone me (at the same time)

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by faultl lines that cannot sit still
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits

“How cold is it?”